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Writer’s Block

I’m suffering through it as we speak.  But we’re not really speaking, now are we?  This is a one-sided conversation.  So I need to go back and correct that first sentence. I’ve got writer’s block, and it sucks. I’m going to sit here and stare at this computer screen and …

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Novel finished, CHECK

So I just finished the last major revision of my novel, Dead Butterflies. Oh yeah, hi!  I’ve been in an isolation chamber for several months if you’re wondering. During that period, I’ve burned through a lot of writing.  I’ve also burned myself out several times.  I’ve also burned dinner at …

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6 Fake Calls for Submissions

Oh boy, look what I went and did—gathered six of the stereotypical places you, an honest, decent writer, can go ahead and …

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14 Villains You Know

Do all villains suck nowadays, or is it just me?  I’m so sick of world domination.  Why can’t an evil dude just want …

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Trying Too Hard

“An uprooted cedar tree spears itself through my stomach, all of the leaves tickling my insides.” You’re probably thinking, “What are you …

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New Old Stuff

I’ve been battling with WordPress the past few weeks.  An update threw my site out of whack, so I had to switch …

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